Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer

September 8th, 2006

Someone sent me this the other day… I thought it was pretty funny:

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

3. Hey, aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

4. Wow, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer… that’s terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around… That’s how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says “Gee, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee, Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

Natural Remedies And Menopause

September 1st, 2006

The more research I do into so-called natural remedies, the more I run into one common denominator; placebo… placebo… placebo…

I wish it were not so. I wish I could report on scientific studies proving that the alternative treatments actually worked. But unfortunately, that is seldom the case.

Take for example, a recent blog post by Julianne Chickering entitled, Natural Remedies Are Not Inherently Sate, or Effective.

In her post she points to an article published in the July 24 issue of Archives of Internal Medicine, which reviewed no less then 70 studies of alternative therapies currently being used for the treatment of menopausal symptoms:

As more and more women and health care providers shy away from the traditional estrogen treatment because of its possible associated risks, complementary and alternative treatments are becoming increasingly popular.

She then points out that even though these treatments are becoming “popular” that doesn’t have anything to do with how they perform:

It turns out, however, that the efficacy of these treatments relies a great deal on whether or not you believe them to work.

Keep in mind as you read this that it is not nature that failed here. Nature didn’t make a mistake. Science didn’t make a mistake. It is the so-called “alternative treatments” being peddled as “natural” that always turn out to be hoaxes.

Anne Nedrow, M.D. and colleagues reviewed 70 previously completed studies of complementary and alternative therapies used to treat menopause-related symptoms. Their findings… showed that a strong placebo effect was about the only consistent result.

Chickering goes on to write:

Included in the techniques studied were herbal supplements, acupuncture, massage, visualization techniques, and listening to sonic waves. Some of the therapies resulted in an improvement over no treatment when women were asked to rate symptoms such as hot flash frequency, sleep disturbance, sexual dysfunction, and quality-of-life changes; however, often the improvement was almost equivalent to the improvement experienced by the placebo group.

I truly believe that nature holds the key to curing most, if not all, of the diseases that plague mankind.

Whether it’s something as simple as understanding the biomechanics of exercise or as complex as stem-cell research, the more we can learn from nature the better off we’re going to be.

At the same time, there is little question that we consumers need to be more cautious when it comes to choosing alternative therapies. We need to investigate these products thoroughly before putting them into our bodies.

There are far too many people who are just out to sell us something… whether it’s the drug companies, the health food industry or the various quacks that masquerade as healers. We can’t afford to trust something just because it happens to be popular.

Fortunately, the scientific community is doing research into these so-called natural remedies and providing us with a second opinion that we can consider before making a purchase.

Do your homework,
Dean

Homeopathy Prank

August 17th, 2006

Came across this rather humorous posting on The Skeptics Society Forum the other day and thought I would share it with you.

Spoony writes:

Believers don’t know it’s not homeopathic!

` Yet another experiment more or less proves homeopathy is a placebo.

` In front of a video camera, I poured out my boyfriend’s vodka-suspended remedy (for muscle problems), rinsed it with water and coffee (because of the caffeine) and then poured in plain vodka.

` He has taken this vodka since, not realizing that I’ve switched it, saying; ‘See? I wasn’t able to do this yesterday! But look how I can move! It barely hurts! It’s so great! See? homeopathy can cure anything! You should try it!’

` He’s reacting to the plain vodka exactly like how he reacts to his remedy!!

This is good because he’s not suffering, he’s not waking up in the middle of the night from the pain, and he’s better able to move while he’s teaching me karate.

` I was laughing at first, but now I realize that I’ve gotten myself into a serious responsibility, and this is going to be bad for him. I have got to show him the video and explain to him about homeopathy, but I don’t know how to.

You can follow the rest of this thread for yourself to see how it turned out. I’m tempted to give you a hint, but that would just spoil the fun.

Later,
Dean

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